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RECAPS, WEECAPS, AND MORE
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| 6-6 Weecap |
New Dogs, Same Old Dicks"I'm Done with You" - Speidi hosts a birthday party where Kristin deigns to "clear the air" (read: gloat heartily) with Audrina re: JB. Instead, she gets her ass served to her. She decides to hate the player, not the game, calling off the showmance. Also, puppies! |
2009.11.03
2009.11.04 |
B | Lady Lola |
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| 6-5 Weecap |
Rude Awakenings"Sorry Boo, Strike Two" - Kristin throws a party that wreaks all sorts of havoc, just as intended. Holly lets her choreographic freak flag fly, prompting Heidi and ShePratt to stage a second Holly-vention. Kristin seriously considers cutting that flaky trickster JB off from her cooch. And Canadian Jayde and Brody have it "oat"… yet again. |
2009.10.27
2009.10.28 |
C- | Lady Lola |
| 6-4 Weecap |
Booze & BoosOld Habits Die Hard - JB cooks an "I sowwy" dinner for Kristin while simultaneously texting and leading on Audrina. Holly drinks to excess -- perfectly understandable considering the company she's keeping. |
2009.10.20
2009.10.21 |
F | Lady Lola |
| 6-3 Weecap |
The Affair of the RecklessStrike One - Brody's birthday marks the start and end of at least two relationships, splintering his bond with Jayde and expediting the inevitable drifting apart of Kristin and JB, who were never really seeing each other in the first place. Also, Spencer continues to bandy about the hollow threat of getting his tubes tied. Don't say it if you don't mean it, Big Spender. I've got a medicine bag and a rusty scalpel with your name on 'em. |
2009.10.13
2009.10.14 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 6-2 Weecap |
Hot Messes"Mess with Me, I Mess with You" - Speidi babysits. Kristin straddles the hog. Audrina mopes to emo music. Everyone else is multi-thousand-dollar-earning wallpaper. |
2009.10.06
2009.10.07 |
D- | Lady Lola |
| 6-1 Weecap |
Last-Bitch Effort"It's On, Bitch" - ShePratt's dreams are dashed again as Kristin steps up as the primary shit-stirrer. The never-ending Audrina-Justin Bobby saga… well… it never frigging ends. And Speidi moves into a self-proclaimed "Porno Pad." A step up from the Stripper Hotel if you ask me. |
2009.09.29
2009.09.30 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 5-11 Weecap |
I Do(uche)Speidi's Wedding Unveiled - Want a millionth "exclusive" peek into the Speidi wedding? No? Well they're giving it to you anyway. |
2009.06.08
2009.06.12 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 5-10 Weecap |
Nice Day for a Trite Wedding"Something Old, Something New..." - Lauren bids adieu. Speidi makes it legal. Kristin Cavallari returns to vie for semi-relevance. And it's boring as all get-out. What a let-down. |
2009.05.31
2009.06.01 |
F | Lady Lola |
| 5-9 Weecap |
It's Too Late to ApologizeHi Lauren, It's Spencer... - Spencer tries to make nice with Lauren, and strangely it seems somewhat sincere. Confusing. |
2009.05.25
2009.05.27 |
B | Angel Cohn |
| 5-8 Weecap |
Daddy Whore SchmucksFather of the Bride - Wild Bill Montag's traveling road show makes a stop in L.A. to assess Spencer's husband potential. Lauren gives ShePratt her People's Rev walking papers. Audrina still exists. People scratch their heads. |
2009.05.18
2009.05.19 |
C | Lady Lola |
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