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Speidi's Wedding Unveiled - Because four hours of Speidi each week aren't enough! Welcome to "Speidi's Wedding Unveiled," or, as I like to call it, "Platinum Blonde Weddings." Har-dee-har, I'm here all night, folks. Seriously, though, let's make this quick.Speidi gloatingly introduces themselves as...

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5-11
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I Do(uche)

Speidi's Wedding Unveiled - Want a millionth "exclusive" peek into the Speidi wedding? No? Well they're giving it to you anyway.

2009.06.08
2009.06.12
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Lady Lola

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Air/Pub'l

Grade

Author

5-10
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Nice Day for a Trite Wedding

"Something Old, Something New..." - Lauren bids adieu. Speidi makes it legal. Kristin Cavallari returns to vie for semi-relevance. And it's boring as all get-out. What a let-down.

2009.05.31
2009.06.01
F

Lady Lola

5-9
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It's Too Late to Apologize

Hi Lauren, It's Spencer... - Spencer tries to make nice with Lauren, and strangely it seems somewhat sincere. Confusing.

2009.05.25
2009.05.27
B

Angel Cohn

5-8
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Daddy Whore Schmucks

Father of the Bride - Wild Bill Montag's traveling road show makes a stop in L.A. to assess Spencer's husband potential. Lauren gives ShePratt her People's Rev walking papers. Audrina still exists. People scratch their heads.

2009.05.18
2009.05.19
C

Lady Lola

5-7
Weecap

Incompetence Reigns Supreme

"Keep Your Enemies Closer" - Everyone fails at their given tasks for the week, from Heidi's (second) Stace-tervention to Lauren's supervising worthless intern ShePratt -- even Audrina's 975th break-up with JB. You think just by sheer practice she'd have it figured out by now.

2009.05.11
2009.05.12
B-

Lady Lola

5-6
Weecap

Cheaters Live Long & Prosper

"Playmates Bring The Drama" - Various couplings/trios continue to recoil from fake cheating dreamt up by producers in dark rooms. Lauren's relevance shrinks evermore.

2009.05.04
2009.05.05
B-

Lady Lola

5-5
Weecap

Virgin Territory

"I Always Had a Little Crush" - The girls crash the boys' Hawaiian vacation, setting the stage for Audrina and Brody to (fake) hook up. Spencer crashes Mr. Jackcheese's virginity.

2009.04.27
2009.04.28
C

Lady Lola

5-4
Weecap

Relationships Take Work

Crazy in Love - Lauren begins to catch on that Stephanie's not the sharpest tool in the shed. JB continues his reign of error with Audrina. Speidi enters couples therapy.

2009.04.20
2009.04.21
B

Lady Lola

5-3
Weecap

Opportunity on the Rocks

"I'm Done with You" - Lauren takes another step toward career ruination by vouching for Stephanie at People's Rev. Heidi and Spencer bicker about some more inconsequential pinging in the hall of mirrors that is their relationship.

2009.04.13
2009.04.14
B-

Lady Lola

5-2
Weecap

It's Bananas, Homey

"Everything Happens for a Reason" - The fallout from Lauren's birthday booze cruise spans from L.A. to Colorado, with reunions aplenty and possible break-ups in store.

2009.04.06
2009.04.07
A

Lady Lola

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