The next day, Brody meets Charlie for a round of golf-and-tell. They reminisce about old times, and it's not worth repeating. More to the point, Charlie wonders about Brody's "new bird." Brody admits Kristin was weird about him dating. Charlie says McKillMeWithThatJankAssName best be prepared to deal with some serious haggery. He knows that "even if she's nice, those girls'll just eat her up alive, man." Truth. Brody thinks you should just be able to hook up with a friend and still act normal. Instead, he and Charlie rattle off the prime tenet of Cowardly Booty Calls 101: Avoid "the talk" at all costs.
Chez ShePratt. ShePratt tells says Audrina has been MIA lately, but Audrina says she's been able to convince Hairy Potter to come hang out with the gang that night. She hopes he'll get along with Brody and asks if Lo is coming that night. That reminds ShePratt about her upcoming double date with Lo's boyfriend's buddy. He's got lots of items on the checklist -- a car and a job as a professional lacrosse player. ShePratt admits she doesn't know what lacrosse is. Now, is that a charming West Coast blind spot or ShePratt just being a dumbass? Most likely a little of both. ShePratt says she's worried about the timing and that her not drinking will be awkward. Audrina predictably tells her to "keep it light" (as if Audrina knew any other way), and ShePratt succinctly states, "It's not light once you've been to jail, Audrina." Heh.
That night, Brody brings McKidsProbablyThinkYouHaveADumbName to da clubz for the group get-together. She introduces herself to the first batch of catty bitches, Lo and Audrina, who immediately begin dissecting her. Audrina foot-in-mouths that Kristin is going to flip out when she arrives. Brody coolly wonders why, and Audrina backpedals faster than Justin Bobby riding bitch on a party bike.
Kristin and Bartender Stacie show up. She pointedly gives everyone a hug but Brody and McKomeOnnnnn. He makes a point to introduce her to Kristin, then calls Kristin out for not being genuine enough about accepting her competition as a new bestie. Kristin rolls her eyes and bitches to BS about how Brody's holding hands with McKockBlock. Brody laughs, presumably at Kristin's jealousy, but probably at one of Gel-eanor Roosevelt sparkling witticisms on farting. Gel-ta Force comments that he loves that Brody "is just lovin' life right now." McKickMeSign looks around anxiously as Brody continues his merry cackling, knowing that either way he's banged both of these girls and will continue to bang them. Low self-esteem does wonders for a man's game.