Heidi's Apartment. Stephanie and Heidi sit there and discuss the events of the previous night. Stephanie thinks it was progress. Heidi says she thought Lauren would be warmer, but that didn't happen. And it was good to see Audrina. Do you think Heidi ever sits up nights and wonders why she has no female friends?
Hillside Villas. Lo comes in and discusses work with Lauren. Then they move on to how it sucks that Lo lives so far away. Lauren suggests that they all get a house together, because she's sick of her apartment. And then Lauren has to make an Oprah message out of the whole thing, and talks about how moving allows you to go through your stuff and give yourself a fresh start. Yeah, I hate how you're not allowed to throw anything out unless you're moving. Lauren says that Audrina could live with them too, and Lo wonders if she would even want to. AND, it turns out that Audrina is having dinner with JB tonight! Lo jokes that Audrina might bring JB and Heidi over to their new house. Don't even joke, Lo. Don't even.
Audrina waits for JB in a restaurant. He finally shows up wearing that same stupid hat and a ponytail. God, I hate him. Audrina hugs him and tells him that he smells good. JB jokes (I hope) that he hasn't showered in weeks. Come to think of it, he's probably not really joking. He wonders if Audrina misses his bike, and says that he hasn't had anyone on it since her. Is that supposed to be a metaphor? They talk about how much has gone on since they stopped dating. JB says he's gotten his priorities straight. I have to say, he looks a lot less stoned. But it would be hard for him to not look less stoned; he looked incredibly stoned before. Audrina mentions how she's been hanging out with Heidi and how that might cause drama. They have an actual conversation and JB doesn't burp or anything. He really is on his best behavior. And then they totally make a sex date.