JB manages to pull Audrina off behind a dumpster or something. Brody wonders if they should just leave, but Lauren refuses to go. Back behind the dumpster (and I can't believe I just typed that), Audrina and JB have an argument over what happened. JB wants to know what Audrina wants from him, but Audrina can't even articulate what she wants, other than that she wants him to call her and ask her out on dates and such. JB asks whether they're really going to break up but still be friends. Audrina says that if they break up, she can't continue to talk to JB. She starts crying, and they hug. JB asks her to get in the car, or he'll walk away. AND SHE GETS IN THE CAR! Ugh. Young girls who are watching this? What Audrina is doing? Is such a waste of your youth. And you will so regret it in fifteen years. It's not romantic, and it's not cute, and all you're doing is telling the Justin Bobby in your life that he can continue to walk all over you and you will continue to come back for more, no matter what he does to make you hate yourself. Lauren watches this go down, mouth agape. Can Lo come back now?

Heidi and Spencer's apartment. Stephanie shows up to share her tale of seeing Brody and Lauren at Opera. Well, her version of events anyway. Spencer and Heidi eat up the drama. Stephanie also tells them about JB kissing another chick, and that somehow he seemed like the nicest one of the group. Spencer and Stephanie want to gloat some more about their superiority, and Spencer thanks his sister for being a bitch. Heidi actually looks sort of annoyed with the conversation and asks if they can change the subject.