Back in New York, Alex's friends are giving him bad advice on how to lure Whitney back. Meanwhile, Whitney is totally flirting with Jay. And by flirting, I mean that they're discussing previous relationships, which seems a little heavy for the first meeting. Alex comes over and tells Whitney he wants to talk to her. Whitney is forced to try to explain her relationship with Alex to Jay, but he doesn't really seem to care. Jay decides that they're going to leave, and Whitney giggles that she should say goodbye to Alex. Jay tells her she can't and they walk out. Alex's friends are like, "Dude, she burned you hard." Meanwhile, where's Lauren? Did Whitney even tell her that she was leaving? That's the bigger sin to me.

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