Then JB says that he respects that Hairy Belafonte is a rock 'n' roller, saying it takes one to know one. He says musicians are surrounded by chicks, just like he used to be. Oh, JB, go back to your day job as a hair stylist. Earning a little cred, he does acknowledge that Audrina doesn't deserve to get dicked around anymore, like he did to her. Of course, this still kind of puts Hairy in the chump position because it implies that he's not taking advantage of all the groupie offerings, but it's actually a coherent sentence, so I'll give JB a pass for the moment.

Heather Locks-lear finally decides he's overheard enough of his girlfriend's ex dredging out the details of their relationship, and he does the hard press for her to leave. She tries to stall, but he's over the trumped up drama, and he practically drags her out by the extensions. Oh, but there's one last dose of mortification as he tries to tell JB it was nice to meet him. The Strand-y Man puts out a "back off my chick" high five, while JB extends his hand for a businesslike. The business, of course, being Audrina. JB is the landlord, Strand-y just rents her for the moment. Either way, neither guy will back down at first, so they're both left hanging. Eventually, they meet in the middle, with JB fist bumping Ryan's high five. It's really strange, to say the least.

Kristin barely waits until they're out of earshot to laugh evilly at how horrible that just was. JB gets a serious look in his eyes. He says Audrina deserves the world and doesn't "need another rocker comin' and runnin' her up again." Oh, step off, Bobby. Not everyone is a prick like you. And coincidentally, you are the only thing she doesn't need in her life now... or ever. So please leave and take your sparkly helmet with you.

The next day, Audrina and Kristin sun themselves poolside. Audrina says she and the fellow are staying in that night and asks what's going on with Brody. Kristin says the Allie drama has somehow brought them closer but hopes that McSloppySeconds doesn't keep bringing her around. Audrina says that's what JB does, nevermind that she constantly invites it of him. Kristin asks how Audrina felt about last night and why they left so abruptly. Audrina pins it on the Whooping Coiffe and his insecurities about JB. Kristin says it's inevitable that the two of them will see JB from time to time. Audrina thinks Robin of Locks-ley missed a prime shot to stick around and stand his ground. Audrina wonders why JB is back on the scene, bizarro handshakes and all. Kristin fucks with her mind, saying that maybe JB got jealous when he found out that Audrina had found someone new. I am still wondering how this conversation is even happening. Wasn't the entire point of last season that these two girls hated each other because of JB? And suddenly they're palsy pals, laughing over what a tool he is? I mean, I know that happens and all, but shouldn't it have been addressed for, like, five seconds one time? Geez, show!