The Hills
The Hills

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Big Girls Don't Cry

The next morning, Audrina and Lauren post-mortem. Audrina says Justin-Bobby wants to start over, and she's kind of into that idea. Lauren is obviously trying very hard not to be too negative here, even admitting that all she knows of this guy is what she heard when Audrina would vent about him, so it's pretty skewed. Audrina's taking a "we'll see" approach, and she wonders if J-B would have any cute friends for Lauren. Lauren waits a beat, chooses her words carefully, and then reminds Audrina that they have "very different tastes." Audrina agrees with this, so Lauren apparently chose wisely.

On the road with Spencer and Brody. Their vehicle is fueled by misogyny, privilege, and the public-at-large's collective loathing for whenever Brody calls Spencer "homie." Anyway, the point? Spencer is thinking about proposing to Heidi, after merely one year dating. "The best year of my life!" Spencer insists. It was the year he got on TV, so I totally buy that one. Brody is firmly against this idea, saying Spencer's too young, at 23, to be getting married. He doesn't even let Spencer use his credit card to buy the thing. The scene ends with a depressing lack of Spencer's car getting T-boned at an intersection.

Epic Records. Audrina continues her season-long project of boring Chiara to death by telling her all about Justin-Bobby and how Lauren doesn't like him, but she has to learn to make her own mistakes and she's tired of not having a boyfriend and Chiara, why can't I see your eyeballs anymore?

The Hills

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