The Hills

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Everyone is hanging at some club. Audrina and JB arrive -- hmm, JB is captioned as Audrina's boyfriend. Really? Is he? When did that happen? Or do they feel obligated to caption it that way because they are sharing a room with one bed? I'm overthinking this, aren't I? Anyway, Brody calls JB over and says that everyone is gossiping about how Audrina is being a bitch, but the two dudes agree that they're not involved in that whole mess. Audrina and Lo greet each other but it doesn't seem weird, except that Lo kind of insinuates that Audrina and JB have been avoiding them, I guess. Frankie comes over and wants to have a heart-to-heart with Audrina about the whole thing, despite the fact that they have to yell in each other's ears to be heard. Audrina yells that the tension has been "escalating" and there are a lot of "attitudes." Does she know that Lo is standing right next to her? I guess Lo can't hear, because she doesn't react. Frankie thinks they should all talk before things get out of hand, and Audrina says she wants to, but not in a club. Lauren and Stephanie return -- were they in the bathroom this whole time? Like everyone else finished dinner and then went to this club while they were in the bathroom? I don't know. Lauren catches Lo's eye, who gives her a look like, "I don't know WTF." Lauren hugs Frankie, who says that he told Audrina to talk to Lauren tomorrow, because he wants things to be fun tonight. Lauren smiles and agrees, and Frankie slurs that he told Audrina to apologize (which he did). Lo hugs Stephanie.

Audrina and JB are suddenly sitting on a bench, and JB says that they should leave if the whole thing is stressing Audrina out. Audrina says that the whole situation is draining and she can't deal, so they decide to leave. JB stops to say goodbye to Frankie? I think? It's hard to tell. They reiterate that they are totally bros, dude, and the chicks are bringing them down. Audrina doesn't say goodbye to anyone, so you can imagine how that goes over.

Bolthouse. Spencer calls Heidi at work. She's wearing a T-shirt that says "I Want More" in huge letters. Wow, that's professional dress. Is that her newest single or something? I'm actually really happy that I don't know the answer to that; I already know way too much about these two dillweeds. Anyway, Spencer tells her that they need to talk in person, so she needs to come out. Heidi tells him not to come inside, which kind of cracks me up, but I can't even summon up the energy to get all worked up about how ridiculous he's being. She runs outside and sits in the car, wondering why he's interrupting her work. Spencer complains that this morning when he woke up, Holly was lying on the couch in her pajamas, and she erased three of his shows off the TiVo because she doesn't know how to use it. Heidi, to her credit (and I hate saying that) says, "You did not just call me down here because of the TiVo. I do not have time for this." And granted, I am pretty passionate about my DVR, and I would be pretty pissed if someone erased shows I hadn't watched, but she has a point. Now Spencer complains that Holly was "half-naked on the rowing machine" and Heidi says it's only temporary. Spencer thinks Holly is way too cozy, but Heidi makes him promise that he won't say anything to her. She concludes that maybe he should get out of the house once in a while! Hey! I said that, too! I don't like agreeing with Heidi. It's worse than when I agree with Brody.

The Hills

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