Stephanie and Doug have dinner in a restaurant. Stephanie spills that Lauren confronted her. Doug reveals himself to be the d-bag we all thought when he says, "Boom! Who cares what Lauren thinks? Boom!" Is that his new catchphrase? Doug promises to defend Stephanie to Lauren and Brody and Frankie and whoever. Stephanie wants to formulate another plan to fool everyone and dominate the world, but Doug's just like, "Boom! Who cares? Boom!" And then they totally have sex. And I'm not saying that Doug probably says "Boom!" during sex, but I totally am saying exactly that.

People's Revolution. Whitney asks Lauren what the deal is with Stephanie. Lauren says she's blowing the whole thing off, but then proceeds to talk about it for 10 minutes. Lauren convinces Whitney to come to the party just so she can see Doug and promises, "You'll hate him!" Wasn't Lauren dating this dude like a few weeks ago? And now she hates him? I don't know. Anyway, Lauren claims that Doug isn't worth fighting over, but Stephanie apparently feels differently.

Doug's House. Brody asks Doug what's up with him and Stephanie. Doug claims that Stephanie is totally hitting on him and won't let up. Doug says that he was nice to Stephanie in Vegas and now she's totally booty-texting him. Brody won't promise that he won't make Stephanie cry again at the party.

Spencer and Darlene go out to lunch. Wow. There's one shot where Darlene looks like Heidi (or vice versa). Darlene thinks it's nice that Holly is staying with them. Spencer says he didn't want Holly there, and he thinks Holly is trying to get him out of there. Darlene thinks that sounds awesome, and accuses Spencer of pressuring Heidi to move more quickly than she's comfortable with. Darlene tells Spencer that he's "controlling and manipulative," but she doesn't want to make him uncomfortable. Oh, no. That's not her intention at all. Spencer says, "I don't get uncomfortable, my dear." Dude! Can you imagine talking to your future in-laws that way? Darlene tells Spencer he's being rude and condescending and Spencer says she's taking it the wrong way. See how he turns everything around to be the other person's fault? He is seriously a pimple on the ass of humanity. I hope Darlene shoots him. You know she has guns back on the ranch in Colorado.