Doug's party! Doug's party! All the usual suspects are there -- Lauren, Lo, and Whitney, Brody and Frankie (cute couple!), Audrina and JB, and Stephanie. Lauren giggles about the fact that she's kissed both Brody and Doug. Stephanie sits alone and texts people. Brody walks over to her and tells her that she has a lot of nerve showing up. Brody confronts her about all the texts she sent to Doug asking him to come over late at night, and claims that's proof that he was right all along that she's shady and crazy. Doug sees the whole thing going down and totally doesn't stick up for her like he claimed he would. Lauren says that she might need to leave, and jokes that she'll walk an hour home in a sheer dress. So it's awkward, is what I'm saying.

Heidi and Darlene have lunch. Darlene jumps right into why Heidi was hiding her living status. Heidi claims that she always did what her mother wanted and never followed her heart. Darlene says now Heidi just does what Spencer wants, so nothing has really changed, plus Spencer was a dick to her. Darlene brings up how Spencer tries to separate Heidi from her friends and family, and then she starts crying! Her mom is crying! Darlene says she's afraid of losing Heidi, and she wants her to be happy. No! Darlene! Don't back down!