That night, Lo and ShePratt don their "rocker clothes" to join Audrina as she checks out a truly terrible band whose name doesn't merit a mention. Take that, MTV propaganda machine! And! Lest you think the suffering is over, JB's band (also not worth mentioning by name) takes the stage. Lo and ShePratt can't believe that JB is actually in a band. Lo awesomely says, with not a touch of irony, "I always thought that was a joke?!" Heh. Audrina explains that JB is the drummer and that he's shy. "Like a Muppet!" chimes in Lo. Double heh. While ShePratt marvels some more that JB has something going on beyond vague drug-addled-ness, Audrina wonders if she should stay or go since seeing JB (who probably can't even see her) is "really uncomfortable." Oh shut it, chica, this is all you're good for.

Meanwhile, "shy" JB isn't too timid to take off his shirt whilst fondling his sticks. Dear sweet lord, this band is terrible. They all agree that JB's drumming is the only good thing about this Godforsaken mosh pit music, all the while making fun of the bleeding ear-inducing musical stylings of the band that shall not be named. The girls ask if Audrina is going to tell her Gel-ous guy about this unintended run-in with JB, then say it'll be worse if she doesn't cop to it.

The gig ends, and Audrina and JB make awkward conversation about hair cuts and sundries. Audrina explains that she was at The Viper Room for the opening act, but JB mockingly insists that she was here to see his band. The conversation ends about as abruptly as it started. Audrina and the girls walk off down the street while JB and his band of hooligans zip away in some sort of vintage truck-slash-van that shows just what d-bag hipsters they are. God, that guy sucks.

The next day, Audrina visits AnGELica Huston's new house, complimenting his guitar murals before asking to be guided to his various bedrooms. Cabr-HAIR-a's panting bulldog (not a euphemism) joins the couple as they finish up the tour. John Cougar Gel-lencamp asks what Audrina's been doing while he's been moving in. She dances around the fact that she saw JB, hemming and hawing until he gets bored enough with her meandering non-story to cut it off. She asks when he's going on tour, and he tells her he's hitting the road for four shows (that's all?) in a couple of days. She says maybe it's a good thing that they'll have some time apart so she can "touch base" with friends she hasn't seen in a long time. Like JB, perhaps?