So, to the surprise of no one, Spencer shows up at S Bar with his alleged friend Kevin. Heidi notices and wonders how he found out where they'd be. Stephanie keeps her big trap shut for once. Heidi watches as Spencer flirts with some girls over how he sips his shots. Who does that? If you're going to sip a drink, get a real drink, in a real drink glass, with ice and whatnot. What a douche move to sip liquor from a shot glass. No wonder Spencer's all over it. Anyway, he asks the girl if she takes her shots all in one go, which seems like a double entendre, but a lame one at that. Meanwhile, Heidi is all talking shit about how she's pissed and she's going to cut a bitch, and her anger is so misdirected. How about being mad at Spencer? The girls have no obligation to Heidi, if they even know who she is. So the thing that pushes Heidi into leaving? She finds out that Spencer and the girls are doing shots. She gets all angry: "They're taking shots? They're taking shots? They're taking shots?" Like a shot is the equivalent of a blowjob somehow. Anyway, then Heidi and Spencer have a totally fake fight by the bathrooms, and it's perfectly miked and lit and everything, so you know it was set up, unlike Audrina and JB's big parking lot fight earlier this season. And it's really not worth worrying about. Heidi's mad that Spencer was talking to girls. Spencer doesn't get why she's mad. The end.
Lauren comes into Audrina's bedroom the next morning and is all wife-beater saying, "Where were you last night? Where'd you go?" Audrina tells her what happened with Heidi and Spencer showing up separately. Lauren immediately gets pissy and wonders why Heidi couldn't just go talk to him. Audrina explains that they are on some sort of "relationship vacation," and I kind of agree with Lauren that it's the dumbest thing ever, but it's Heidi and Spencer so what do you expect? Lauren once again makes it all about her and says that she thinks Heidi and Spencer are just trying to be friends with Audrina because they're pissed that Lauren is friends with Stephanie. I love how Lauren can make friends with whomever she wants, and Audrina can't. And by "love," I mean "despise." Get over yourself, Lauren. But then Lauren kind of wins me back when, speaking of all the girls fawning over Spencer, she bitterly remarks, "He probably pays them. No girl would willingly touch that scum." Come sit by me, sweetie! Even Lauren is shocked at her bitterness as she laughs and goes, "Whoa, where'd that come from?"