Smashbox Studios. Whitney and Lauren show up to work Fashion Week. Kelly Crow-trone is totally not wearing black even though she told everyone else they had to. She has on a stretched-out white T-shirt. I kind of admire how she can work in fashion and wear no makeup, have terrible, scraggly hair, and wear shit clothes. But then again, I don't watch this show to see what I can already see in the mirror - I want glamour! Kelly gives Whitney some instructions and then caws at some models for wasting time. Whitney and Lauren herd the models out to the runway. Kelly gives Whitney some instructions about lighting, and Whitney relays them to Jessica, who is useless as usual, so Whitney relays the instructions herself to the lighting guy. Kelly crows her approval.

Bolthouse. Kimberly tries to talk about work stuff with Heidi, but of course Heidi ignores it and immediately starts telling the sordid tale of Spencer taking SHOTS with other girls. SHOTS! With OTHER GIRLS! Can you believe him? Heidi says that she's "never felt so betrayed." Oh, God. Rich people problems. Heidi worries that Spencer is over her, and Kimberly assures her that he's not, or he wouldn't be putting on this "childish display" for her benefit. True that, Kimberly. True that. Heidi wonders how she can love and hate someone at the same time. I seriously could not care less about what Heidi and Spencer do or don't do. I wish this whole show were about Whitney and Lauren working for the Crow Lady.