They are suddenly playing that new Eminem song "We Made You" for no apparent reason, aside from the fact that it is a relatively popular new song. I hate when they just stick songs in for the sake of having music when the music has absolutely nothing to do with what's going on in the scene. Anyway, it's the Nylon party. Audrina and Lo giggle with ShePratt and ask her what she does now that she doesn't have a job. ShePratt doesn't really find this as amusing as the other girls and says that she doesn't know what she'd do if she saw Kelly. She's worried she'd start crying or just start apologizing. Lo informs ShePratt that Kelly Cutrone THREW this party and that basically Steph is a moron for not knowing that. ShePratt starts panicking and saying that she needs to leave. Lo tells her that there are so many people at this party they'll never run into each other, and that Kelly might even be in New York. Methinks that Lo is a sneaky little manipulator who told Steph to come to the party, left out the info about it being Kelly's shindig, and is now trying to keep Steph at the party so that she can have a front row seat when shit really starts going down. Maybe I'm giving her too much credit, but there's something about that girl that I just don't trust.
Well, we have to wait for that to unfold, because in walks Brody and his entourage, which includes Jayde. Even though the two groups are sitting about 20 feet from each other, Brody and co. do not acknowledge the girls. In fact, he mostly just sits and makes out with Jayde while Audrina looks on, irritated. But wait. Things just got good! Kelly sneaks up behind the girls and taps ShePratt on the shoulder, and wants to know what's going on and why she's there. Holy crap. I LOVE Kelly Cutrone. She's so effing awesome. ShePratt babbles that she didn't realize that it was Kelly's party. IDIOT. Kelly's like, "They are one of my biggest clients, did you learn NOTHING while you worked for me." Then ShePratt goes into her, I'm a moron, but like, I'm really sorry speech, and Kelly cuts her off, and is like "you hung up on my clients!" OMG. She's PISSED. Steph tries to argue her case, but it is not going well. Stephanie then makes matters worse when she tells Kelly that it is really hard to learn at a job when the boss is never there. OH NO. Yikes. Kelly looks horrified that this brat has the nerve to blame her for the fact that she's a total fuck up. Kelly, I'm 1000 percent behind you on this one. And then she's like, "It's over." Puts her hand up to cut ShePratt off before she can stick her other foot in her mouth and walks off. This is the best scene in like ... ever. Can Kelly have her own show? Please? Back in Brody land, he's babbling on about how Jayde is right to be angry and he doesn't care if Audrina is his friend. Yeah. Basically Jayde must be really good in bed.