So anyway, Brandy goes back to recording and Audrina gets a text from JB, who is outside. Yeah, you know how she doesn't want to play games with him anymore? So she told him where she was going to be "in case he wanted to talk." That really sounds like someone who's trying to get a dude out of her life, doesn't it? Audrina justifies it by saying that she can't keep running from him and she has to talk to him. So she goes outside where JB is sitting on his stupid motorcycle. So then they start talking in these weird theoretical terms where JB says he regrets some things from Cabo and Audrina says that she's forcing herself to like someone else when she really likes someone different. Just say names! God! So then JB says how they were a good couple and Audrina says that JB didn't put in the effort. JB says that they're "a Catch-22" and I don't think he knows what that means, because they're not that at all, and I can't even figure out how they could be. Maybe if they're together, there's a law that they have to immediately break up, but if they break up, then there's a law that they have to immediately get back together? Or something? Somebody explain that one to me. Use small words. So JB says he'll always be there for her, and he kicks it title-style, "I want you to be with me." Somehow that last sentence wins Audrina over even though none of the other lines did, and they hug. Am I supposed to care about this? Like remember in the first season finale when Lauren chose staying with J-Wahl over going to Paris? And you actually, like, cared? I'm just saying.

Epic Records. Audrina and Chiara are doing some lame work, so of course they start discussing JB. Audrina says that JB said all the right things and she was really impressed that he came to her JOB and called her out like that. She is so dumb. Chiara points out that JB is acting out of fear of losing her and Audrina keeps saying that she wants to be done with him, and then she falls for his bullshit all over again. Seriously, Audrina. Actions, not words. Don't listen to what he says. Watch what he does. Audrina keeps defending him and Chiara tries to talk some sense into her. Audrina retreats into "chemistry" and Chiara says she likes Cory and doesn't want to see Audrina hurt him. Oh. Yeah. Audrina clearly hadn't thought that part through.