Stephanie has some horrible hair as she waits for Heidi and Spencer to join her for brunch. Does Stephanie's weight fluctuate like twenty pounds between scenes? Her face is super-bloated. Stephanie reports that Cameron didn't come because he didn't want to get grilled by Spencer, so then there's some general ribbing, which Stephanie doesn't help when she reports that they all went out last night and Brody was there. She knows exactly what she's saying, too. Predictably, just like Stephanie wanted, Spencer starts going off on Cameron for not standing up for his girlfriend. Then Stephanie says, "I'm not a fight starter." Ha. HA HA HA! That's fucking rich. Stephanie says that every time she has a meal with Spencer and Heidi, she wants to break up with Cameron. So stop having meals with them! That's the lesson here.

Audrina and Cory have dinner. He gives her a little koala bear and says that he's going back to Australia for about two months around Christmas and he invites Audrina to join him. Audrina decides to take this opportunity to announce that things aren't working out with them, because they're moving too fast. Yeah! He gave her a koala bear! How dare he! Cory realizes this is all about JB, and Audrina admits that JB still has her heart. Cory does seem like a good guy, but it is kind of unrealistic to have a relationship when the dude's halfway across the world for months at a time. But that doesn't mean Audrina should go back to JB. Anyway, they leave the restaurant and hug goodbye. Forever! Goodbye, Cory! You were about a million times better than JB, and I'm sorry stupid Audrina couldn't see that.

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