So that should go well.
Audrina's on her date with Colin. Turns out he used to work at Saddle Ranch, just like every other former or wannabe reality show star, so you know this whole thing is bullshit. Or more bullshit than usual. You know what, guys? They both love music! And talking. Or not talking. And soup. So Audrina immediately brings up JB and how he's a mean drunk. Colin says he's a happy drunk and then asks Audrina out again. They have so much in common! They both love being on reality shows and not having any talent!
Holly meets Lauren and Lo for drinks. They reminisce about how Holly stayed with Lauren and Heidi when they used to live together. Holly throws her sister under the bus about how much she sucks, but then says that Heidi really wants to reconnect with Lauren. Lauren is basically like, "I'm not going to give her more airtime by talking about her, so let's just pretend I've forgiven her. But I WON'T FORGET!" Lo says for the second time that Holly really reminds her of Holly - like, have another drink, Lo.