Spencer, Heidi, and Stephanie arrive at Nana's house. On their way in, Spencer gives Stephanie shit about her outfit. Once they arrive, Spencer makes a big deal about how Stephanie hasn't seen her grandmother in FIVE YEARS! Okay, she lives in Huntington Beach -- it's not like she lives in Japan or something. There is no excuse. There's also no excuse for how shitty Spencer is to his sister, but that's a whole other story we don't have time to get into right now. Everything Spencer says is meant to emphasize how terrible Stephanie is, and it's very awkward because it's one thing to create your fake drama for your stupid reality show but it's another thing to draw your poor grandmother into it. Spencer even tries to get Nana involved in the whole Stephanie/Lauren/Speidi triangle. Nana just wants her grandchildren to get along and be happy, and she lectures Stephanie on how she should trust her brother. Has she met Spencer? Nana manipulates Stephanie into another visit tomorrow, and I think I'm supposed to feel bad for Stephanie here, but I don't. She sucks, and Spencer sucks. The jury's out on Nana.
People's Revolution. Whitney gives Lauren a task that probably involves handling clothing, since that's her specialty. Whitney is still dating the band guy from NYC, and the producers are satisfied that they've successfully set up the spinoff, so Lauren moves on to talk about Audrina. They're supposed to meet, but Lauren doesn't want to go. Whitney wonders if Audrina might have something different to say. Lauren can't imagine what that would be. Whitney thinks Audrina might need someone to talk to, and she appeals to Lauren's loyalty as a friend. Lauren just shakes her head. I think Lauren should just ditch all of these people and move in with Nana.
Stephanie and Nana go for a stroll by the beach, just the two of them. Nana thinks they should have time along together. Stephanie says that she feels like she's not included when Nana comes to town, because Nana just spends all her time with Spencer. Stephanie explains that she knows that she should fight to spend time with her grandmother, but it's just too tough, and she suggests that Nana take a closer look at Spencer's ways. See? Stephanie is just as devious as Spencer. She's just not as overt about it. She's all Mean Girls instead. Next thing you know, there's going to be a three-way call where Stephanie tries to get Spencer to talk shit about Nana, while Nana listens in on the extension. Nana says that Spencer treats her well and "life is sometimes a bucket of worms and you don't know what to do with them." What does that even mean? Nana counsels Stephanie to wait until Spencer grows up a little bit. It kind of sounds like Nana knows that Spencer sucks, but she can't say it. They decide to go shopping together more often. I smell a spinoff!













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