Elsewhere, JB meets Kristin for their dinner date. She says she thought twice about meeting him tonight. She suggests Audrina still has feelings for him and says she's been in similar situations before. JB sticks to his story that he was never exclusive with Audrina. Which was exactly the problem! Kristin says Audrina's actions betray that she's in love with him. Call it feminine intuition. She explains the One That Got Away theory to JB, who asks, "Do you hear how that sounds?" I love how he's perpetually acted like he's trying to be all level-headed about things when he's clearly stroking himself under the table thinking about his own head trip-inducing powers. He knows exactly what he's doing. Jackass.

And so the date continues, even though they're both pretending to have an earnest conversation about Audrina's feelings. JB asks if Kristin is still hung up on her one that got away. She avoids the question. She says, non sequitur, that she knows instantly when she's attracted to someone. He teases, "Like when you were asking me about the bike and going on dates and stuff?" She laughs self-consciously. He says it was cute. She claims she just wanted to ride the motorcycle, but he calls her bluff.

He asks when her birthday is. She says January 5th. She says she's a Capricorn: stubborn and organized. And suddenly they're talking about her place. She says coyly, "I have the best bed." He hints that she's turning him on with all this talk of Harleys and beds. He impishly tells her she's evil. She smiles slyly and replies, "I knew what I was getting myself into."

This season: Kristin and JB reenact Wild Hogs, plus some skeezy making out. Audrina acts jealous. Brody meddles. Speidi settle into the new digs and talk baby. Holly boozes too much for her born-again sister. Kristin says she still has feelings for Brody. Jayde gets in more bitch fights, now with more drink throwing!

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