Speidi Web. Twitter shout-out! Assbags. Spencer nonchalantly reassures Heidi he'll never talk to BS again. Heidi tells him she went down and "took care of that," prompting Spencer to call her Tony Soprano. Heh. Heidi can't resist raking Spencer over the coals for not "taking care of it" himself. He shoots back, "Taking care of what? I'm gonna kill the girl?!" Awesome. Spencer gets an A in Acting for this particular scene. It's improv, baby! Spencer riffs that he can't believe Heidi went to see BS again. She compares it to Satan's Dungeon. He says that her lack of trust in him is humiliating. She counters that his lack of taste in discreet tricks is mortifying. Oh, Speidi! Your life together is just one Seventeen magazine Traumarama after another! Heidi dares him to find another Stacie. I see that dare and raise it: Find another Heidi! Perhaps he'll find his opening for that pursuit after Heidi spends a couple days in the jungle.

People's Rev. Steph heads in and immediately apologizes to Lauren for yesterday. A little late for the now, eh? Lauren notes that the clothes that were left out were specifically requested by the client, which made them look like unprofessional schmucks. Steph cops out and blames this development on bad luck. No, dear, it was your lack of competence. Steph promises to take the blame with Kelly. Lauren says it doesn't matter, because it was her shoot, and Stephanie is her responsibility. Steph apologizes some more, then OMGs as Kelly walks in like a ball of fire and a gust of wind all at once. I love her! Steph gives her a big, toothy smile. Kelly's response? "You seem awful happy. I'm not so happy." She calls Lauren in to her office. Steph asks if she wants her there, too. Kelly gives a sharp "No."