Elsewhere, ShePratt meets with Audrina to rehash their respective nights out. ShePratt skips to the point, telling Audrina that JB and Kristin hooked up. Audrina claimed she had anxiety about it the night before. She concludes that Kristin is only out for a good time and can figure it out on her own if JB is playing her. Wise advice, actually. Probably advice Audrina could have used herself for, oh, say, three seasons... Funny that.

Meanwhile, Kristin is riding on the back of JB's jackass-tastic high-handlebarred hog. Homeboy is actually wearing a silver glitter helmet. Draw your own conclusions. Kristin says she gets the motorcycle thing now and asks if she gets her own helmet now. JB teases that he has to save it in case Audrina wants it back. Instead of freaking out (as Audrina would), she plays along, calling JB a dork. She calls him out, saying it's all games with him. Touché. And, I must say, as gross as they are, they seem to at least be playing from the same deck. So that's a nice change of pace. And then the script comes back into action. JB asks what happens now. He says the accusations will continue to rush at them. They both resolve not to care, unless Adam DiVello decides they should. They ride off into the wild blue yonder.

Next week: Audrina considers dating JB's best friend. Spencer considers getting his tubes tied (please do!). Kristin considers dropping JB after he stands her up at Brody's birthday. And I consider Bartender Stacie not being such a lame, bubble-voice leech. We can all dream!

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