Vegas. Kristin and JB lie in bed together, reeling from their hangovers and laughing about their shenanigans the night before. Kristin tells JB she's glad he came, then asks what's next for them. He returns to old form, playing it cool and loose. They leave it at "We'll see..." We certainly know how the editors feel as Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" plays us out.
Next week: Season finale already? Good Gaga, nothing has happened this season. Spencer fears his future as a father. Brody crosses himself and ducks for cover. Speidi have "the talk." Jayde gets a little prematurely cocky in the security of having Brody back. Not so soon, Canadian Barbie Eh! Kristin hesitates to give her heart to JB, and the nimrod seeks the sage advice of Audrina. Even nimrod-ier, she gives it to him. Gah! Kristin and JB commit... to having fun? But will the feelings Brody is harboring get in the way? Do you really care enough to pretend that you believe any of it? In the words of the second most humiliating couple of 2009 after Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley, "We'll see..."