Stephanie bitches at Spencer for leaving the bread out and not putting things back in the fridge. This leads to her bitching about how he thinks he can lay around her condo all day and tell her who she can be friends with. She orders him to move out. Spencer tells her that she's pathetic for being friends with Lauren, and says he's moving out. They are so mean to each other. I sort of wish we could have an episode with Ma and Pa Pratt, just so I could see the idiots that produced these two pieces of work. Stephanie starts bitching that Spencer is a loser who lives on her couch and Heidi wants nothing to do with him. Spencer, and I kid you not, goes, "La la la la la la la I'm not listening." If I didn't have to weecap this show, I would fast forward every scene with Spencer, Heidi, or Stephanie. The show would be ten minutes long, if that.
Remember Whitney? And Lauren's job? What happened with that?
LAL House. Audrina and JB walk into the main house. She offers to cook for him in the big kitchen, but all she knows how to make is fruit salad and toast. JB instigates trouble by asking her about why she doesn't ever hang out with her roommates. Audrina admits that it's been awkward lately and JB wonders why she lives there at all. Audrina says that she's not big into sharing everything like Lauren and Lo are. JB tries to give advice, like who is he to give advice. Audrina is pissed that Lo constantly blows her off. JB encourages her to look for a new place. Didn't they, like, just move in a week ago? I mean, Lauren and Lo haven't even unpacked. Don't they have a lease? Sorry. This is the dorkiful part of me coming out, worrying about breaking the lease.
Heidi pulls up to the airport and gets on Brent's private plane to head to Vegas. They show the plane taking off for like five minutes. A little short this week? Brent's partner asks why Heidi never got involved with the business in this way before, and Heidi fills in that she had a boyfriend but now she doesn't. The partner thinks Spencer will freak when he finds out Heidi is in Vegas.
Spencer shows up at Heidi's apartment and his pants are halfway down his ass, like seriously, who does he think he is? He lets himself into the apartment. I know this is going to be a shocker, but Heidi is not there. But annoyingly, that stupid scarf that she was wearing in the beginning of the episode is hanging on her closet door. What is with that scarf? It's haunting me. Spencer tries to call Heidi with no luck and then they're both sad, and as explained above, whatever.