The Pratts change tack and say that Holly made a fool of herself at a professional event, which could harm down the road. She softens a bit. And then Spencer, oh Spencer... He says that he understands where she's coming from because the drink makes him a little crazy, too. (Witness here and here... just to name a couple.) Then he calls her "a long-haired Spencer Pratt." Wait. Isn't he trying to make her quit drinking? Surely this isn't the way. Nonetheless, he seems to get through. Holly plays along for the moment, saying she's going to put down the bottle for good.

Meanwhile, Kristin pays a visit to Brody's condo. He greets her, "Well hello, Mrs. Bobby!" Ha! But she's too distracted by his French bulldog Bentley to respond. Apparently this bug-eyed creature is one of the many pets that Brody lavished on his publicity stunt girlfriends. (Nicole Richie returned her Bengal cat, too.) Kristin asks about Jayde. Brody says they're solid, even though they talk about breaking up a lot. He says he's made his past with Kristin clear with her, so there's nothing to worry about.

Kristin moves on to JB. Brody refuses to vouch for him as far as a relationship goes. And this is Brody, who is BFF with everyone and will intervene at the drop of a hat if it means more screen time. So that ain't good. Kristin mentions that JB surprised her at her house. And, truly, what a horrifying thought: Showing up in your sanctuary and finding a man who looks straight from the wilderness standing in your kitchen with a knife. Kristin doesn't shrink to danger, though, as she proves when Brody warns her that Audrina is going to come after her. Kristin says she's up for it, but claims she's not hooking up with JB just to stick it to Audrina. She says she's actually surprised that she's taken a liking to the double-named mountain man. Brody says he believes her, then gives her a sly look that shows he clearly does not.