Downtown, JB meets Audrina. Alone. On a roof. Why? Why God why? She wonders out loud whether she should give him a hug, then he sits down at a safe distance from her. Guess that answers that. He asks what's up. She says she wanted to clear the air so they wouldn't have any issues when and if they run into each other in public. She admits it was weird seeing him with Kristin, and he calls her out on doing the exact same thing with Derek. He says he didn't hook up with Kristin to spite her. She says things should be okay because Derek cleared their dating with him. Sign #1 your relationship is doomed: You had to clear it with the ex first. JB says very succinctly that what she did was not okay. For all of JB's bullshit, you've got to give it to him. He can get right to the point when he wants to.
And then it's back to the fuckery. Audrina tries to pretend that she's happy JB and Kristin are together. He patently says that they're not -- fair enough, if not a little hope-spurring for Audrina. But then mentions how he cooked her dinner. Audrina's eyebrows raise just slightly, and I'm pretty sure it's not to get a better view of her next line. He tells her he'll always have feelings for her and that no one will ever be better than her. And the stupid stick figure smiles at this. She promises not to talk to Derek anymore. He smirks, "Don't let me stop you." And she laughs again! Argh.
Next week: Kristin throws a house party. Holly falls off the wagon, this time with more ass slapping! Gear up for ass-tervention part two, kids. Audrina readies for Round #9,675,832 with JB. And Kristin and JB's mutual love of head games sparks trust issues between Brody and Jayde. Bunny tears are the sweetest of all!