The Hills

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Kim: B- | 745 USERS: C+
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Like Heidi Without the Spencer

Lauren and Audrina go out for a drink. Audrina giggles that they seem to attract trouble when they're together. Lauren reveals that Holly is staying there, and they both agree that they like Holly. Audrina reveals that JB wants her to go to Mexico with him, and he says he's done with all the partying and stuff. There are tons of examples of overdubbed audio in this scene too. Lauren clearly thinks the whole JB thing is bullshit, but she doesn't say that. Instead she just purses her lips and sips her drink and lets Audrina go on about how JB will always be her number one.

Audrina's House. Her sister, Casey, is over and compliments how well things are coming together. Audrina says that things are going well with JB, and he even has a toothbrush in her bathroom, and they're talking about going away on vacation. Casey asks if JB still does that thing where he disappears and won't respond to calls or text messages for a week at a time. Audrina doesn't think that's a problem, but Casey thinks Audrina is just being convenient for him. Audrina's response: "What can I say? I love him." Does she even hear herself? She's so that girl. The one with the shitty boyfriend, but she thinks because they have good sex, things are good.

Heidi takes her pink makeup to Bolthouse to meet with Sam the Bigwig. Sam says that he doesn't get why she keeps screwing up. Heidi thinks he's talking about Spencer, and Sam says that he doesn't want to get involved in her personal life either. I can't imagine being in a relationship where my significant other is such an asshole that friends, family members and co-workers come right out and tell you that he's an asshole. I've known people with shitty boyfriends, but usually it's not so bad that you feel a need to say anything unless you are super-close with the person. Co-workers? Can you imagine your co-workers telling you that your relationship is terrible? Anyway, Heidi apologizes all over the place. Sam says that Brent is happy with her, so he's going to give her a chance at a new hotel they're opening. If there is even one more incident, he's going to boot her, and if he sees Spencer at all, it's over. Heidi tries to keep apologizing, but Sam is done with her and just talks over her until she leaves, which was kind of awesome.

The Hills

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