Back at the ritual sacrifice... er... I mean barbecue, The Bunny and her Playmates plan their mass-mutilation of Audrina while others play Wii Tennis. Different types of sport, I guess. Audrina finally arrives, regretting that she just stubbed her toe before diving into these shark-infested waters. The Bunny gets immediately snotty toward Brody, and he tries to quell her jealous rage by smothering her with his man-boobs. Brody goes over the convenient facts he has decided to tell for what is probably the one-thousandth time. Bro, save yourself some time and make flash cards! But The Bunny will not be pacified. Frankie jumps in, explaining that Audrina just slept in Brody's bed, nothing more. Oh, so that's what we're calling it now, eh? The Bunny wraps up Part One of her self-righteous tirade by calling Frankie "retarded." The first of many classy moments to come, I'm sure. In honor of things to come, I propose we take a shot of Jaegermeister every time The Bunny does something that only a lady of immense sophistication and elegance would do, such as calling someone "retarded." (Spoiler alert! She will... take a shot that is.)
Brody snits that The Bunny is putting him in the middle of all this. It's ironic, considering he lives for being in the thick of drama. As proof of this, he catches eyes with Audrina and heads over. To her discredit, Audrina flashes him a slightly-too-flirty smile, mouths "Hi!" and blows him a kiss, then hugs him hello. All of this suggests she is a dumb bitch of the first degree for about 400 reasons, which I surmise you can figure out for yourself -- some of them totally unrelated to Brody!
One of the Playmates goads The Bunny to have it out with Audrina. So she brings her over for a three-on-one Bunny Bounce. Unfortunately, Brody stomps that raging inferno out before it happens, making sure that The Bunny's bitch brood doesn't stick around for long. The two idiots in question sit down for a heart-to-heart. Audrina is predictably a lot less "Bring it, bitch!" now that she has fully considered the army of hairless vaginas that will march on her ass if she doesn't bow down properly. It's no matter, though, because The Bunny interrupts with a succinct "Bull-fucking-shit." (Shot!) Awesome reaction shot from Lauren. The Bunny teases out the obvious end point of someone like Audrina (whore) sleeping in the bed of someone like Brody (man-slut). Audrina tries to act all innocent, but The Bunny shuts her down, saying she doesn't want to talk to her. Well then... why did we start this conversation, again?