The Hills

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Lady Lola: B- | 589 USERS: C+
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I hope you're all sober from that five-minute break, because it's time to bring back out your shot glasses. Honestly, I won't even prompt you to take shots during this sequence because there is enough elegance to make one's brain explode. Just plan to git her down every time one of the brunette bimbettes hits the screen. The kids are at da club, where The Bunny is ceremoniously exposing her cooter and downing Jaeger like it's her job (well, I guess at least the first part is). Even Brody looks embarrassed. And he was besties with Spencer since childhood. The Bunny gets her lack of panties all in a bunch when she spots Audrina and Steph walk up to the table. She starts talking trash to Brody, who quickly tells her to take it up with Audrina herself. She refuses to do as much and so falls back to her Playmates to bitch some more.

Audrina sees this all going down, so she leans across the table to tell The Bunny to let go of it already. Which would be good advice if it were coming from anyone but her. Oh, but that really riles up The Bunny, who steps up to lean all her 100 pounds over Audrina while she slaps her up. Frankie steps in and gets The Bunny to sit down. But she can't go five minutes without marking her territory, so she starts cursing up a storm. And that's when Audrina brings out her fightin' hand and waves it all up in that twitching nose. She calls The Bunny out for being insecure and they both scream as loudly as possible at each other how "over it" they both are. Methinks the Bunny and the Booby doth protest too much. Audrina storms out, and The Bunny gives her a smug bitch wave before spewing some more expletives and threats of violence to a miserable-looking Brody. And let me tell you, he seems totally turned on by it. Especially when she tells him to go deal with Audrina and gives him the "put a ring on it" wave-off. Guys love that!

The Hills

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