Stepdad tries to talk Heidi into believing that she is loved, and then Holly in a big dumb scarf drives her creepy body to the airport, while the girls pile into a car and head away from the hotel. Does Kristin make it home in time? Do the girls even care? Do they honestly expect us to believe that anybody here cares about anything that's happening? Mom thanks Heidi for showing her the ravaged face in person and telling her story of how and why she fell, and Mom drives away. Two girls, two airports, two self-destructive downward spirals. The difference being, the Montags actually love Heidi and want to save her, whereas the only person who loves Kristin, besides me, is Kristin. And she'll be damned.

Season to come: KC is a druggie! Stephanie can't handle it! Brody is still in her heart! JB is losing it for her! Audrina has a horrible boyfriend! A bunch of girls I don't recognize, including a cat burglar! Spencer threatening all kinds of girls! Kristin and Holly both agree that Spencer is a dangerous asshole! Spencer might kill everybody! Nothing will actually happen or change! FINAL SEASON!

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