http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:13:22 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification All Good Things...: Newhart on our asses. ]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/all-good-things.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/all-good-things.php Wed, 14 Jul 2010 10:13:22 -0500 Loves Me Not: Brody disappoints Kristin for the last time. Darlene storms into town and vows to save Heidi. ShePratt finds a new fella. Lo and her beau take the next step. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/loves-me-not.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/loves-me-not.php Wed, 07 Jul 2010 09:37:52 -0500 Welcome to the Jungle: The kids export their generic brand of drama to Costa Rica. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/welcome-to-the-jungle-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/welcome-to-the-jungle-1.php Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:51:37 -0500 Break-Up to Make-Up: Crazy Blonde Girl acts crazy, while bored Kristin decides to renovate Audrina's entire life for her without warning, and with magical results. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/break-up-to-make-up.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/break-up-to-make-up.php Wed, 23 Jun 2010 10:31:27 -0500 Between a Rocker and a Hard Place: Kristin owns this town and makes damn sure all Brody's tricks and their unsavory friends know it. JB owns Audrina's heart and makes sure Audrina's temporary place-filler knows it. ShePratt owns up to her fractured family and run-ins with the law on a second (and last) date with Lo's friend. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/between-a-rocker-and-a-hard-pl.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/between-a-rocker-and-a-hard-pl.php Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:11:46 -0500 The Company You Keep: ShePratt has a birthday party where Kristin shuts down Brody's latest trick and her felonious friend. And Audrina is an idiot, part 4,682. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/the-company-you-keep.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/the-company-you-keep.php Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:11:57 -0500 Ghost from the Past: Lo scores Brody's new gal an internship, but Kristin kills her buzz by mind-gaming her like a pro. Audrina chooses to use her time apart from JB's Hair Apparent to… hang out with JB? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/ghost-from-the-past.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/ghost-from-the-past.php Wed, 02 Jun 2010 09:18:02 -0500 "A New Bird": Brody plays the field, relegating Kristin to the role of jealous (ex-) girlfriend. Lo plays Cupid to ShePratt. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/a-new-bird.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/a-new-bird.php Wed, 26 May 2010 10:24:49 -0500 This Is Goodbye: Kristin and Brody finally seal the deal -- as if it's something new. The gang vows to banish Spencer and Heidi -- as if that's something new. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/this-is-goodbye.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/this-is-goodbye.php Wed, 19 May 2010 10:53:36 -0500 The Elephant in the Room: Spencer serves up a heapin' helpin' of fruitcake at Enzo's birthday party because nothing mixes with children's events like casual references to rape and murder. Am I right? http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/the-elephant-in-the-room.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/the-elephant-in-the-room.php Wed, 12 May 2010 09:53:55 -0500 Rumor Has It: Kristin has a disastrous housewarming party to which she's invited all her enemies and all their enemies. Audrina introduces her new hedgehog-- I mean boyfriend. Spencer reaches DEFCON 3-level crazy and is still rising. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/rumor-has-it.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/rumor-has-it.php Wed, 05 May 2010 10:10:29 -0500 Put On A Happy Face: Kristin and Heidi embark on parallel journeys of self-annihilation, while a bunch of mooing girls caw and stare. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/put-on-a-happy-face.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/put-on-a-happy-face.php Wed, 28 Apr 2010 09:55:32 -0500 The Boys of Summer: Worst. Finale. Yet. Audrina latches herself to the whipping post for the (millionth) last time before spinning off. Brody supposedly calls it off with Jayde -- though it may be the only undocumented moment of his life since the Millennium. Kristin and JB boringly decide to make a go of it. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/the-boys-of-summer.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/the-boys-of-summer.php Wed, 02 Dec 2009 09:21:48 -0500 "Mr. Right Now": Kristin and JB gallivant in Vegas, letting Bartender Stacie tag along to fix them drinks and get defiled by strippers. Speidi inch closer to springing their spawn on the unwitting world. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/mr-right-now.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/mr-right-now.php Wed, 25 Nov 2009 09:24:04 -0500 Can't Always Get What You Want: Heidi plunges headfirst into a new plan to become the world's worst wife and mother. Kristin dominates Jayde in an anticlimactic verbal slap fight over showmance rights to Brody, then ends up getting her heart handed back to her by the Jenner himself. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/cant-always-get-what-you-want.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/cant-always-get-what-you-want.php Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:48:49 -0500 "On to the Next": Spencer dashes the world's hopes by eliminating the possibility of a vasectomy. JB dashes Audrina's hopes by ending the relationship he never even acknowledged in the first place -- and in the most excessively cruel way possible. And Kristin dashes out of the club when Jayde gets shove-happy after seeing her cuddling in da club with Brody. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/on-to-the-next.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/on-to-the-next.php Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:39:05 -0500 "I'm Done with You": Speidi hosts a birthday party where Kristin deigns to "clear the air" (read: gloat heartily) with Audrina re: JB. Instead, she gets her ass served to her. She decides to hate the player, not the game, calling off the showmance. Also, puppies! http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/im-done-with-you-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/im-done-with-you-1.php Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:26:20 -0500 "Sorry Boo, Strike Two": Kristin throws a party that wreaks all sorts of havoc, just as intended. Holly lets her choreographic freak flag fly, prompting Heidi and ShePratt to stage a second Holly-vention. Kristin seriously considers cutting that flaky trickster JB off from her cooch. And Canadian Jayde and Brody have it "oat"… yet again. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/sorry-boo-strike-two.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/sorry-boo-strike-two.php Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:34:05 -0500 Old Habits Die Hard: JB cooks an "I sowwy" dinner for Kristin while simultaneously texting and leading on Audrina. Holly drinks to excess -- perfectly understandable considering the company she's keeping. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/old-habits-die-hard.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/old-habits-die-hard.php Wed, 21 Oct 2009 09:13:26 -0500 Strike One: Brody's birthday marks the start and end of at least two relationships, splintering his bond with Jayde and expediting the inevitable drifting apart of Kristin and JB, who were never really seeing each other in the first place. Also, Spencer continues to bandy about the hollow threat of getting his tubes tied. Don't say it if you don't mean it, Big Spender. I've got a medicine bag and a rusty scalpel with your name on 'em. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/strike-one.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/the-hills/strike-one.php Wed, 14 Oct 2009 10:12:13 -0500