Heidi shows up for work and heads into her new office. NO! SERIOUSLY! I can't believe she got that job. Elodie peeks in and congratulates Heidi, but she's clearly upset. Heidi half-assedly apologizes, and Elodie pretends she's happy for her. Elodie snarks, "As long as you appreciate it as much as I would have." SNAP! Elodie! I wish she would start hanging out with Lo. I wish we had more information on how Heidi got this job. Unless it's what I said before about Brent wanting more publicity for his firm. Poor Elodie. Heidi stares at her monitor, like she's doing anything but playing solitaire.
Audrina hangs out at the beach with Justin-Bobby and his motorcycle. They don helmets and hop on the bike. Audrina's butt crack is totally showing as they drive off down the highway.
Lauren puts on her giant sunglasses that I TOTALLY WANT and drives to a coffee house. She sits at an outdoor table alone, until Jason walks up. Because I think he lost his license, y'all. So he has to talk. Jason actually looks pretty good. His hair is much shorter, and the facial hair is gone. And he's actually speaking beyond monosyllabic grunts. Jason brings up their breakup, and how they haven't talked since. Jason admits that he was out of control, but that it's good to see Lauren. Jason looks good, but he also looks a lot older. I think he's put on weight, which would make sense if he was doing coke and recently stopped.
Ooh, next week Jason and Lauren "run into" Heidi and Spencer at a restaurant!! Exciting. I wish Lo and Elodie could be there, providing snarky commentary.