The minute she's out of earshot, ShePratt starts griping about "Holly's shenanigans." The ones that were just invented by Adam DiVello? Oh yeah, those ones. Sour grapes much? Spencer's "friend" advises her to just do the job, if she's so concerned about all the loose ends and how much it's going to ruin Heidi's special day. At which moment ShePratt remembers that is so not the point. Heidi looks over and wonders, "What's wrong with Holly?"
Outside, Holly is stressing out to Darlene, who comforts her that Heidi is probably just stressed about the whole wedding thing. Just as Holly is about to calm down, Spencer "Ms. Manners" Pratt goes outside to give Holly a lesson on rehearsal dinner etiquette, not to mention general age-appropriate behavior. To be fair, he is rather diplomatic about his chosen message, but it's neither the place nor the time. Holly immediately goes on the defensive and Mama Bear Darlene bares her claws and starts circling him like a wounded doe. Spencer senses that he will not come out of this with both eyes unclawed, so he backs off. To his credit, really. Maybe there is something to this "New Spencer." Naturally, Holly starts crying. Of course there is more to this than meets the eye, and I'm sure it's not really about the lecture... For starters, she's obvs drunk. And I would be, too, but puh-lease. She claims she has tried to "bend over backwards" to accommodate the relationship -- you know, that time she stayed on their couch for weeks on end, for example? She leaves in a huff. Is it just me, or does it seem like every cast member got a different script for this episode. It's like, "Let's cram as many emotions and as many open-ended issues in this episode as possible, regardless of whether they hang together." Commercials.
The next day, Heidi and Holly gets their nails did. In the harsh light of sobriety, Holly apologizes for effing up Heidi's purse vis-à-vis her rehearsal dinner. Heidi quickly gets to the bottom of things: Holly stole her thunder. It's all about Heidi. Never forget! Holly apologizes for being a Cletus-ette and offers to abdicate her Maid of Honor status since ShePratt knows the manners and such. Heidi says she would never "un-Maid of Honor" her own beloved sister. They hug and move on. Holly marvels that Heidi will be Mrs. Pratt tomorrow. Heidi asks if Holly gave an invitation to some mysterious person they "talked about." Clearly they're talking about Kristin Cavallari, who is currently single. Why they feel the need to shroud this weeks-old tidbit in secrecy, I'm not so sure. Regardless, Heidi chuckles and says, "Ohhhhh, trouble."