Meanwhile, BS points out that JB has arrived. What a scraggly-haired little trickster! Kristin is not amused. She angrily asks what's the point of announcing that you're flaking only to show up. Also worth noting, Holly's cleavage is taking up about half of the screen during this dramatic statement. Awesome blocking. Brody says he's going to go give JB the what's what.

Up on the balcony, he asks JB if he's playing head games. JB laughs like Ray Liotta and asks, "Did it work?" Brody gives him the thumbs-down, so JB straightens up and claims it was innocent. Mmm-hmmmm. He turns the tables, saying Brody might care a little too much about what's going on between JB and Kristin. Brody treats this comment like it came out of left field... or Adam DiVello's evil mind. Which it did. On both accounts. Brody diverts the subject by suggesting they take a shot. Perhaps a Jaeger bomb in honor of his girlfriend?

And speak of the Plastic, guess who's inside! Wearing a peasant blouse -- hands down the most clothes I've ever seen her in. I'm sure she'll rip those constricting garments off soon, though. No worries. First she has some festering animosity to spread through the party. To be fair, Brody acts pretty assy to her, calling her out for showing up without calling first (is that necessary?). She dives into the thick of the shitstorm, accusing him of being too busy talking to Kristin. Having hit a little close to home, Brody back off and tells her to be nice. Then patronizingly calls her "Queen Jayde" and comes in for a territorial, condescending hug. She pushes him away. They mutually agree that the other one is a rude prick. Why are these two together again? They appear to think they're the Brangelina of the D-list. More like the Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler.

Audrina's house. Lo arrives, and Audrina updates her on the non-date-slash-mind fuck with JB. Lo cups her head in her hands without missing a beat, but Audrina insists everything was on the up-and-up. And then she recounts all the bullshit lines he fed her and how he engaged in the exact same head games that night as he has for the last four years. What's the definition of crazy again? Lo calls her out for being thickheaded, then gets on Team JB by saying, "I hate to say it, but all signs point to that he's not over you." Lo is the new ShePratt. Unacceptable.