Back at the party, night has fallen, and the headgear has come out. A hooded JB walks up to fedora-sporting Kristin to ask whether she enjoyed the joke-slash-surprise. She tells him he sucks at being reliable. He completely avoids her valid point and asks her whether she was happier when he wasn't there versus when she was there. She admits she was happy to see him. Then she must forget all the text message shenanigans, he commands. I think he's trying to work some Salvatore powers, but Kristin isn't going for it. She says she has very little reason to keep this tango going -- and a whole lotta reason not to. She mentions that no one has good things to say about it, so he turns it on Brody again, telling her not to go on the word of her ex. She claims that Brody is more of a friend at this point than an ex. JB changes tack, reminding her that he showed up, which was the whole problem in the first place (well, that and the intentional, exuberant, mocking dishonesty). She tells him if he hadn't showed up, it would be over. He replies coolly, "Your house, your rules." And stalemate.
Elsewhere, Jayde is feeling saucy (wait for it, double meaning). Crying and loudly talking shit, she says, in a nutshell, that Brody is a terrible boyfriend. Most damning, he's "rude." Fair play, but rudeness is not exactly a cardinal sin up there with coveting and gluttony. But then he overhears this and horns into the conversation. She covers her ass by saying he shouldn't drink so much. He reminds her that she has already finished an entire bottle of Jaeger during the half of the party she actually attended. Everyone listens as she calls him rude some more and sniffles into her tissue. Then he says those three words every girl wants to hear: "You're fucking delusional." The unintelligent, alcohol-fueled skirmish carries on for a few more beats of rude-rude-rude before Brody walks out to the beach proclaiming that they are done. As he walks down, Kristin salutes him. Classy.
The next morning, still-drunk BS, with drink in hand, meets Kristin on the beach to rehash. First they laugh about Holly's hackneyed dance moves and act all faux-concerned about her potential drinking problem. Then they moan about JB's supposed joke and his accusations of a still lingering connection between Kristin and Brody. Kristin consults her season outline and says wouldn't it be funny if she and Brody started dating again? BS practically licks her lips at the potential for a forthcoming Kristin versus Bunny smackdown. From the smile on Kristin's face, she's pretty amped for it, too.