Downtown, Audrina and ShePratt meet up for mani-pedis. ShePratt (who looks positively emaciated with this new nose, I might add) begs Audrina to start coming out again. That shit's not gonna stir itself, you know. Audrina claims she needed to get her head straight. More likely, she was doing promotional appearances for her movie... or meeting with producers on her new spin-off... or chewing her own toe nails. You know, whatever it is that hot, happening, dimwitted starlets with blindingly white teeth do these days.

Audrina changes the topic to a mystery fellow named Derek. Apparently he's a mutual friend of hers and JB's. ShePratt immediately goes there, saying it seems like a cheap ploy to get even with JB. And, in this case, she might not be entirely far-reaching (there's a first for everything!). It's pretty transparent, even for this show -- Hell, even for Audrina. Audrina pretty much confirms this theory when she says JB used to get super-jealous of her hanging out with Derek, accusing them of hooking up. ShePratt asks if they kissed. Audrina brushes it off, saying JB meant that they had sex. She says Derek's "like, a respectable, nice person." Yeah, inasmuch as making out with your buddy's semi-girlfriend is respectable and nice. Audrina insists that he's not too nice, though, because stability, intelligence, and proper manners and hygiene are, like, so boring! ShePratt returns to the idea that Audrina might just be using him to advance her one-step revenge plot, but Audrina claims she knows what she wants. Not exactly a denial, that.

The next day, Brody's friends make sure to amp up the homoerotic undertones at his party by bringing balloons with pictures of beefcake men on them. Never fear, though, there is also a bouncy castle with scantily clad women on it. Kristin arrives and greets hostess Jayde, who, if it's possible, is wearing even more makeup than usual. We're talking kewpie doll here, y'all. Kristin marvels at how Jayde has kept this secret from Brody. Jayde asks if Kristin came with JB. Across the party, Lo and ShePratt are speculating on the very same topic. Lo asks if Kristin and JB are dating. Well, Lo, it depends on how strictly you define that term...