Meanwhile, McSaveYourself calls a sit-down with LiLi Lutz to clear up Brody and Kristin's accusations. LiLi Lutz tries to be all, "We're not in high school anymore!" Oh honey, if you think that's true of this world, then you got off on the wrong L.A. bus stop. This is high school to the max. Had timelines been different, Saved by the Bell, 90210: Original Recipe, and My So-Called Life would have all taken notes from the ongoing lesson in immaturity and social stratification that is this show. It's high school redux.

LiLi Lutz asserts that Kristin was spreading lies about some break-in that never happened, but it's pretty lackluster and unconvincing. McKomputation's all, "Well, I've known them for five seconds, and I've known you for six seconds, so I guess you're telling the truth." LiLi Lutz patronizingly talks about how sweet and innocent McGriftee is. For her part, McEasilyConvinced says she's not out to make enemies. And you're here again why then? LiLi Lutz warns that Kristin is a hateful, hurtful girl. And the two of them carry on with their mutual appreciation society about how genuine and honest and drama-free each other is, knowing that when the right moment comes, they will literally claw one another's eyes out to take a spot among the higher-ups.

That night, Audrina welcomes back Coiffe-y Talk from the road by ambushing him with a discussion about their relationship. She passive-aggressively gives him an open-door policy with groupies when she really just wants to clear the way for her to explore her eternally idiotic fixation with JB. He assures her he has no interest in groupies, indirectly telling her he loves her. She continues protesting, saying they're moving too quickly. He tells her that what they have (symbiotic fame whoring?) is rare and that she's getting in the way of herself by thinking of all the reasons they don't work. She maintains she needs to pause for a minute and work through things.

The next day, Audrina is conspicuously missing from Kristin's Sex and the Hills-style get-together. Lo excuses her, saying things are rough between her and Mousse McGillicutty. Kristin kick-starts another trash talking session about LiLi Lutz's audacious appearance at ShePratt's birthday party. Lo sticks up for McKastOff in many ways, but even she must agree that her choice of buddies is suspect. She tells Kristin that McKrashAndBurn wants to have a détente to clear the air. Honestly, she'd be wiser to call a peace accord and mutually agree to delineate some sort of custody agreement over Brody. They'd each get to pursue their doomed fixations with him, and he'd get laid every night. Everybody wins!