Lo says that she was in the next cubicle when Brody ignored McRejectLine's call. Kristin wonders why someone would keep going back to the person who hurt them. At last, a moment when Audrina could prove herself useful. And in classic style, she's not there. Worthless. Meanwhile, it's pretty rich talk coming from Kristin. But I guess the crotch wants what it wants. Lo earnestly urges Kristin to talk to McKutOutOfTheEquation to give her some closure. Then the girls laugh some more about what a pathetic loser McPunchline will be after losing both Brody and LiLi Lutz. So much for that split-second of concern for another human being they just displayed.

Over in the seedier part of town, Audrina visits JB and one of his grease monkey friends as they work on one of his Harleys. She assumes the Megan Fox pose, and they leer a little in between flirts. JB asks about the situation with "Spikey." Audrina says she didn't and that her relationship with the Dearly DEParted was becoming too draining because they were arguing all the time. Totally not like your four-year bickering megamix with JB, right Audrina? JB unironically nods in agreement about the dangers of couples not being on the same page. At least I think it's unironic, it's hard to tell with him. Honestly, he probably takes as much perverse pleasure in this conversation as I do.

But he's only having fun inasmuch as he's the one making the joke at Audrina's expense. She plays right into his hand, obliquely saying how actions speak louder than words. He plays dumb, asking, "What actions?" She gives him a look and a shrug of the shoulders, like, "You know what I'm talking about." Of course he shuts down and sputters out some mumbo jumbo about being able to tell that certain people are meant to be together. He tells her to take that for what it is, implying that clearly she and Gel-ena Bonham Carter obviously don't fit that mold. Audrina pretends like she knows what he's talking about, and wanders away like a little girl lost. JB all the while randomly twitches like somebody needs to change his battery. Seriously, does a brother have Tourette's? Perhaps have all the times he's actually uttered his commitment to Audrina just been tics? That would explain a lot, I think. Either way, the dance has begun again.