That night, Kristin arrives for the closure ceremony. McKhristShe'sDumb actually smiles and waves like Kristin's her old pal. They exchange niceties, and McKutTheCrap gets down to business. She acknowledges that she "brought the drama" by unknowingly bringing LiLi Lutz into the lion's den. Kristin warns her to get out while the gettin's good because LiLi Lutz is "pure evil." She adds smugly that she knows McNotSoQuickOnTheUptake will eventually figure out LiLi Lutz's true colors either way.

Kristin asks what's going on between her and Brody. McGullible tells Kristin all the lies and lines Brody told her. Kristin cuts to the quick, saying Brody was clearly just trying to sleep with her. She warns her to make a quick exit from the winners' circle and to take LiLi Lutz with her. Kristin chugs her glass of wine and heads out as McKutDownToSize picks her jaw, and her pride, up off the floor.

Next week: ShePratt confesses her crimes and misdemeanors to Max. McTakeTwo calls another meet-up with LiLi Lutz to talk about the whole break-in thing. JB and Hair-iette Beecher Stowe meet. Very awkwardly. Complete with mangled high five-fist bump combination. Hair-iette notes the awkwardness and calls out Audrina for not being entirely truthful with him. Then Kristin emboldens herself with big hair for a throwdown with LiLi Lutz.

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