Holly makes her way out of the house to leave. Underscored by angry rap, Spencer stands outside and looks at absolutely nothing except maybe the fiery ball of righteous indignation in his mind's eye. They say nothing to each other until Holly is almost gone. Spencer yells behind her, "We're clear you're not welcome here, right?" Holly calls him pathetic for waiting until was so far away before laying his passive-aggressive bullshit on her. He threatens to call the police next time. Ignoring the fact that the police would laugh him into the canyon, she calls him a "scared little fucking girl." He shoots back at her to "keep walking all the way back to Colorado. No one wants you in Hollywood." They keep sparring back and forth until she's a speck on the horizon. From inside, Heidi watches sadly as Spencer kicks the air. Eminem raps, "it feels like these walls are closing in, this roof is caving in..."

Next week: Speidi take their Traveling Crystal Caravan out for some nightlife, wherein Spencer reveals that he has "logged [Heidi] out of the Matrix," then falls into a full-on crying and veins bulging jag, helping everyone to realize once and for all that the Pratts have bought a one-way, non-refundable ticket to Crazytown.

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