Next week: Speidi take their Traveling Crystal Caravan out for some nightlife, wherein Spencer reveals that he has "logged [Heidi] out of the Matrix," then falls into a full-on crying and veins bulging jag, helping everyone to realize once and for all that the Pratts have bought a one-way, non-refundable ticket to Crazytown.
This show has hit new levels of crazy, but look back at the previous most ridiculous moments.
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