Kristin says the Pratts have no one left. Except for this bunch of dipshits with a communal Messiah Complex, of course. Holly says that ShePratt, as a former addict, should be able to lead them in the ways of recovery. Audrina chips in that they can no longer make Heidi or Spencer do anything, that they've chosen their path. And therein lies the bottom line. Even ShePratt chooses to abandon the gold mine of drama in order to create a rock bottom for her sister and his Frankenbride. Kristin says they've tried everything they can. They all nod sympathetically, vowing to speak no more of the God-forsaken Pratts.

Everyone, that is, except Holly. The classic enabler. She bawls that Heidi has always been there for her, but now she fears little sis is lost forever. She hates the fact that her family and ShePratt's sires have to go through this. And only get paid $90k an episode! Now that's the real travesty! Holly and ShePratt weep silently as they mourn the loss of their relevance.

Next week: ShePratt and Brody both go out on dates. Guess which one inspires Kristin to put on her bar-fightin' face.

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