That night, the gang knocks back shots at the nearest bar and acknowledges that they won't be doing anything early the next morning. JB sets about conspicuously flirting with Audrina. Frankie sweet talks to a lip-ringed bartender named Will in Costa Rican about ceviche, which Kristin loudly deems "hot." Audrina comments to ShePratt that it must be funny to watch a bunch of drunken louts from a sober perspective. Obviously this is an activity Audrina has never attempted. ShePratt lies that she's amused.

Kristin starts flirting ostentatiously with Will. Brody shoots her down, saying he's scoping out chicks, too. The fact that there are none nearby and that he immediately turns his gaze to Frankie doesn't seem to faze him. Brody tells Kristin that he loves her like a sister. Kristin shoots back that he's being a dick and loudly proclaims to Will that he's her ex-boyfriend. Will does the bartender-ly thing and acknowledges that life's complicated, man.

Kristin makes a dramatic show of going to the pool as Audrina worries about the rapidly descending drama factor. Brody doesn't seem to care because he's on a brocation with his bros (and at least one chick with low enough self-esteem to overlook his assbaggery and sleep with him in a few hours regardless). Back to the drama, as Audrina and ShePratt get up to head elsewhere, JB apparently grabs her ass (both cheeks, in case you're wondering). ShePratt says it can't be a booze-related goose-and-run because JB isn't drinking, and the girls are left to wonder what to do next.