Stephanie's Apartment. She comes home to find Spencer's giant monstrosity...thing in her apartment. I'm not even sure what that thing is. A television? A video game? A fish tank? Anyway, Stephanie is pissed that it's taking up her whole living room and tells Spencer to get it out by tomorrow. She's also pissed that he's eating all her food and just hanging out in her apartment all day instead of looking for a job and his own place, especially when she's doing him a favor by letting him stay there. Spencer claims he's getting a job and tries to change the subject, but then he asks when the maid comes. Stephanie says that she's the maid, and Spencer orders her to wash his sheets. I'd shove those sheets right up his ass. Spencer says he's starting "Operation Win Heidi Back at Any Cost" and Stephanie approves, but he won't share his plans with her because he thinks she'll tell Lauren. Who cares if Lauren knows? It's not like she's going to tell Heidi. Spencer orders Stephanie out of the living room so he can watch 24. When was this filmed? Because there haven't been new episodes of that show in a year. It cracks me up that Spencer probably mentioned that show because he thinks it's cool and hip, and that's true...if you're living in 2002. Stephanie says she's going out and she's done talking to him.

S Bar. Lauren's Birthday Party. Stephanie and Roxy show up at the party, and there's even an event coordinator named Kimberly outside. That's not the same Kimberly who works with Heidi, is it? Inside, Lauren is partying with Audrina, Whitney, and Lo. Hey, that Roxy is Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig's daughter, isn't she? As Lauren drunkenly talks to Stephanie and Roxy, Audrina and Lo gossip about how Stephanie kind of sucks and they don't trust her, because her loyalties definitely lie with Spencer. Meanwhile, Lauren is telling Stephanie that she's a good person. Stephanie totally notices Audrina and Lo talking shit about her so Lo is forced to do the fakey-fake smile and toast. God, I can't wait until Lo and Audrina are proven right.

Bolthouse. Hey, that was the same Kimberly that works with Heidi. Wow, what an unbelievable coincidence that she was there, and is now able to report to Heidi that Stephanie was at Lauren's party. It's almost like you'd think someone set it up. Anyway, Heidi can't believe that Lauren won't be friends with her because Spencer's her boyfriend, yet she'll be friends with Spencer's sister. Except that's not why Lauren hates her -- it's because Heidi and Spencer spread the rumor about the J-Wahl/Lauren sex tape. Hello! Maybe Heidi needs to read the weecap archive! Heidi immediately phones Spencer to rat out Stephanie. Spencer is all pissed, but didn't he just accuse Stephanie of being BFF with Lauren, and that's why he wouldn't tell her his plans? So why is he shocked by this? And why am I looking for continuity or logic? From Spencer? And I can't stop using question marks?