The guys are sitting around discussing how they're all single. JB thinks this is the perfect weekend for him to get "a hall pass" from Audrina. God, he's a dillweed. A bunch of people all hop in the pool. Audrina just stares at JB as he flirts with various girls and gets in chicken fights. Wow, that was a fascinating sequence. This show is really running out of the minimal plot it once had.
Spencer and Heidi are at a restaurant, waiting for Stephanie and Cameron. Spencer is bitching that his sister is late and says that she's probably at the tanning salon. Heidi corrects him that she's misting now, not tanning. Should these two really talk? They're both pretty orange as well. Although with the eight inches of makeup Heidi wears at all times, it's tough to tell if it's fake tan or bronzer. Spencer keeps bitching and whining about how he can't imagine why any guy would want to date his sister.
Outside, Stephanie and Cameron arrive, and she warns him that she and Spencer don't get along that well. Cameron says he doesn't know how he'll feel if Spencer acts like an ass. Like he's never watched this show. Like this whole scene isn't a setup, anyway. So Stephanie and Cameron walk in, and Spencer makes a big show of looking at his watch because they're late. Cameron looks like a skater dude, wearing a T-shirt and a hoodie and jeans, but he's kind of cute. He actually reminds me a little of Talan from Laguna. Spencer proposes to toast to his sister and her first real boyfriend. Stephanie says he's being mean, but Spencer points out that he's never been invited to dinner with a guy Stephanie's dating. Then Spencer starts bragging about how he kicked Holly out, and Heidi reveals that she gave him an ultimatum. Cameron tries to say nice things about Stephanie and Heidi brings up Brody and his gang. Turns out Cameron knows Brody from way back, which means he probably already knows Spencer, but they sort of gloss over this. This whole dinner is such bullshit. I don't know why the show is wasting time on it. What's the point of this scene? That Spencer is an asshole? Doesn't every viewer of the show already know that? Anyway, Spencer then has to announce that Stephanie dated Doug, although she denies it.
Cabo. Audrina and JB are talking in the pool. JB has stolen the flower hair tie that Audrina had in her hair earlier and she's trying to get it back. He keeps pretending to give it to her and then pulling it away, and she finally tells him to just keep it. As she walks away, he tells her to tell Cory that he said hello. He does like to play games, but you know Audrina loves the dramz.