Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

Au Revoir, Bitches

The Axe Falls - Our heroine schools us in how the proper uses of nudity increase the watchability of a season finale, and realizes that dropping bitches isn't always that fun.

You Guys, It's Almost Over

Get The Picture - Our heroine has her models shoot with photographer Mathu Andersen, gets into a minor spat with a young model's stage mother, takes her kids to Universal Studios, goes to Puerto Rico for a shoot, and has yet another casting call. Wow, was that a busy week!

Queenpin

Signed, Sealed, Delivered - Our heroine wants her women extra slutty. But really, who doesn't?

Janice Will Cut You

It's All About The Runway - Our heroine trains her models for the runway, and also reminds us, via the example of fashion show producer Niki Shadrow, that if you get on her bad side she very well might kill you.

Walk The Skank

Vegas Baby - Our heroine sports the fiercest eye patch you've ever seen in hopes of landing on the cover of Buccaneer Vogue. Meanwhile, smiley models get booked for a commercial.

Fountain Of Vermouth

It's Official - Our heroine swims in a fountain while wearing couture, thus pissing off everyone except us, the viewing audience, who loves this kind of shit.

The Big Crapple

NYC - Our heroine travels to New York, New York! The city where dreams are made! Where the streets are paved with gold! And, most importantly, where art and underwear become one.

Jans-America

The First Job - Our heroine hates blondes with big boobs and loves transsexuals, thus taking her up seventeen more notches in our esteem.

This Little Piggy Started A Modeling Agency

Cut The Fat - Our heroine butts heads with Peter Pork, tells two of her favorite models to lose the pork, wants to pork her garbage man, and decides that Teresa Cutie is too much attitude-laden pork for just one fork.

Bonjour, Bitches! Part Deux!

Get Down To Business - Our heroine realizes that she really doesn't have any business skills whatsoever, takes on a slimy partner, finds more models, and starts to freak out a little.

This is a supermodel in the making!: The models thread

1-1/1-2: "In the Beginning..." 2006.06.06

1-4: "First Job" 2006.06.20

1-5: "NYC..." 2006.06.27

1-3: "Cut the Fat..." 2006.06.13

The Janice Dickinson Drinking Game

Easy, Breezy, Bat Shit Crazy: The Janice Dickinson Thread

Dehydration and Exhaustion Club: The Meet Market

1-12: "The Ax Falls" 2006.08.15

Big Lips Sink Ships: Spoilers