Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

Au Revoir, Bitches

By Potes | Aired on 08.14.2006

The Axe Falls - Previously: Janice decided to start her own modeling agency. This entailed an open call which brought about the first batch of somewhat unpromising models, and then the realization that she needed a business partner. Enter Peter Pork, who actually...

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1-11 Recap	Au Revoir, Bitches The Axe Falls - Our heroine schools us in how the proper uses of nudity increase the watchability of a season finale, and realizes that dropping bitches isn't always that fun.	08.14.2006	B+	Potes
Ep.	Title	Air/Pub'l	Grade	Author
1-10 Recap	You Guys, It's Almost Over Get The Picture - Our heroine has her models shoot with photographer Mathu Andersen, gets into a minor spat with a young model's stage mother, takes her kids to Universal Studios, goes to Puerto Rico for a shoot, and has yet another casting call. Wow, was that a busy week!	08.07.2006 08.13.2006	B+	Potes
1-9 Recap	Queenpin Signed, Sealed, Delivered - Our heroine wants her women extra slutty. But really, who doesn't?	07.31.2006 08.06.2006	B-	Potes
1-8 Recap	Janice Will Cut You It's All About The Runway - Our heroine trains her models for the runway, and also reminds us, via the example of fashion show producer Niki Shadrow, that if you get on her bad side she very well might kill you.	07.24.2006 07.27.2006	A	Potes
1-7 Recap	Walk The Skank Vegas Baby - Our heroine sports the fiercest eye patch you've ever seen in hopes of landing on the cover of Buccaneer Vogue. Meanwhile, smiley models get booked for a commercial.	07.17.2006 07.23.2006	B	Potes
1-6 Recap	Fountain Of Vermouth It's Official - Our heroine swims in a fountain while wearing couture, thus pissing off everyone except us, the viewing audience, who loves this kind of shit.	07.10.2006 07.15.2006	A	Potes
1-5 Recap	The Big Crapple NYC - Our heroine travels to New York, New York! The city where dreams are made! Where the streets are paved with gold! And, most importantly, where art and underwear become one.	06.26.2006 07.03.2006	B	Potes
1-4 Recap	Jans-America The First Job - Our heroine hates blondes with big boobs and loves transsexuals, thus taking her up seventeen more notches in our esteem.	06.19.2006 06.25.2006	B+	Potes
1-3 Recap	This Little Piggy Started A Modeling Agency Cut The Fat - Our heroine butts heads with Peter Pork, tells two of her favorite models to lose the pork, wants to pork her garbage man, and decides that Teresa Cutie is too much attitude-laden pork for just one fork.	06.12.2006 06.18.2006	B+	Potes
1-2 Recap	Bonjour, Bitches! Part Deux! Get Down To Business - Our heroine realizes that she really doesn't have any business skills whatsoever, takes on a slimy partner, finds more models, and starts to freak out a little.	06.05.2006 06.11.2006	B	Potes
1-1 Recap	Bonjour, Bitches! In The Beginning - Our heroine starts her own modeling agency, gets Botox, finds five models who aren't horrible, saves the homeless, and remains relatively lucid.	06.05.2006 06.10.2006	B	Potes