Meanwhile, Janice goes to see Dr. Frank Ryan at 9:00, the scheduled time of Teresa's appointment. Teresa is not there. Janice is wearing a leopard print head scarf and looks completely nuts yet appropriate for a visit to the plastic surgeon's office. There is no receptionist, so Janice just shows herself to Dr. Frank's office. Janice tells Dr. Frank that Teresa needs a nose job, straight-up. Janice notes angrily that it's 9:05 and Teresa is not there. Soon, it is 9:30, and still no Teresa. Janice says that when models are late it can mean a loss of millions of dollars, and then asks if she can get a little botox while she's there. At 10:30, Ethan says that he told Teresa to be "at the corner where she's staying" at 8:00 AM sharp. He also told her to give him a call the day before and she never did that either. He should have tried the time-honored technique of attaching a $5 bill to a fishing pole and just leading her to the doctor's office that way.
Janice asks whether Teresa is okay, and Ethan says that she's homeless, so really could be anywhere. Janice says that when she was homeless in New York, she was never late for an appointment. She adds that something smells fishy to her, and that's her first instinct. Janice tells Ethan to find out if Teresa is okay. She then says to Dr. Frank that she needs a body cream, and a hunky menial laborer to slather it on her body. Okay, maybe she was just thinking that last part. Janice interviews that Teresa Cutie had the unmitigated gall not to show up. "How does that make me look?" Janice yells. Like a corpse, same as usual. Back at the doctor's office, Janice yells into the camera that Dr. Frank canceled a face lift, do we get it? An ominous, "She'd better have a good excuse today, honey," leads us to commercials. As Tootie would say, Teresa is in trouuuuub-lllle.