Peter Pork interviews that he decided to partner up with Janice after meeting her in person and hearing about her history, her family, and her career. He felt that she was a business person trying to come through an artsy person, and he liked that. Also, she has a big rack. Janice gives Peter a big hug. She voices over that with twenty models on her roster and Peter as her partner, she's well on her way to building a superagency. I don't know where the other three models came from to get to the figure of twenty, but I suspect that you might see their faces looking fierce on milk cartons in the near future. Savvy visits the office and looks really cute. Janice says that it's taken her thirty years to get to this place. Janice says, "Everyone refers to me as the world's first supermodel, as a photographer, as a parent." Everyone, except for those who refer to her as, "That crazy tranny who was always drunkenly trying to hump Tyra." Now, she's an agent, and is ready to get down to work. I of course make lots of fun of Janice, but I love her and can't help but hope that she really does well, but not well enough to avoid freaking out and screaming at people all the time.

Next on JDMA: Janice and Peter Pork have some problems. Didn't see that coming, did you? A hunky black man helps Janice totally destroy the self-esteem of the models, though she claims this is so she can build it back up. And Janice tells Teresa Cutie that it's not her responsibility to become Teresa's mother. Teresa dodged a bullet there, didn't she?