Meanwhile, even though we thought this particular bit was over and were happy about it, we cut to the triplets who are sitting in the hallway crying. Well, at least the one triplet is crying. She says that her feelings are so hurt. Oh, buck up, fatty. Nathan comes out and says that he's sorry and feels really terrible. Another triplet tells him not to worry about it, and that they're glad that at least he came out to talk to them. Nathan apologetically says that he still has to work for Janice, but he's doing what he can. One of the triplets interviews that he came out because he's embarrassed by his mother. Now she knows how that little dog must feel. Also: shut up, triplet.
Meanwhile, Janice yells to her lackeys to bring her some models that she can earn revenue from. She wants to see them in groups of threes. We briefly see Charles Bracca, photographer. Janice says that she still hasn't heard from Peter Pork, but had no choice to hold the casting call without him. Janice greets the first group of models and explains to us that anyone could show up at the open call, but this invite-only casting call is populated by those who she or her casting people or recruiters have met personally. We first meet model T.J. Bates, twenty-five-yers-old, who says that he was approached a few years ago by Janice in Park City, Utah where he helped her buy some clothes. Janice shakes his hand and reminds T.J. that she told him he has what it takes. Janice voices over that she's constantly looking for models everywhere she goes -- the deli, the supermarket, the street corner, the crack house, the windmills of her mind (in which she often approaches the most beautiful woman she's ever seen and says, "What's your name? Janice! Well, Janice, I think you'd make the best supermodel of all time!"). Everywhere.
Janice shakes the hand of a guy named Daniel and instructs him to take his shirt off. She then points to his abs and says, "That's the guy." She gets ready to photograph him (and now for some reason calls him Soren) and yells that she needs a naked girl to pose with him. She notes that it will not be her. She finds a girl who is suitable, and asks her lackeys to do a body check on her and grease her up. Meanwhile, Janice takes some photos of Daniel/Soren. Soon, the half-naked female model approaches the set wearing only underwear. Janice says to Daniel/Soren, "You like?" Cut to another woman who is watching the action. Janice interviews that this guy -- whom she now calls "Serene" -- brought his girlfriend to the shoot. "How can you bring your girlfriend on a fashion shoot?" she asks. She then yells to Daniel/Soren/Serene that you can't bring your boyfriend/girlfriend to work. Leave your bitches at home. That's the rule. And with that, we head to commercials with the promise of more coked-up freak-outs to come. Yes!









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