Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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Bonjour, Bitches! Part Deux!

Next, a hot young man sits across from Janice, and she starts laughing. He asks why and she says that he's the cutest thing she's ever seen. He introduces himself as Marcus "Pretty Boy" Foy from New Orleans. Tyra. He says that he's working on a hip hop album right now, and sees some cross-promotional opportunities. Janice yells at him to lose his bling. She actually says "bling," and kind of swaggers her way over. She does this because Marcus is black. I'm sorry, but it's true, regardless of the fact that she had sex with Grace Jones. Janice orders her lackeys not to let any man or woman into the agency with bling on the ear, because she wants to hire people who bring in revenue, not be on the covers of rap albums. Oh, dear. Janice, as you might have gleaned, is in a bit of a mood. Marcus half-heartedly lifts up his shirt and asks if that's what Janice wants. And just when you think you know her, Janice says no, to put his shirt down, and that she's looking for Polo. She kind of laughs at how he lifted his shirt up. His pictures are Not Good.

Janice tells another man that he's too short, says that someone else is too old, and voices over that she needs models who can move, pose, and turn it out. We see a photo of a naked pasty white guy with his hand cupped over his bits as Janice says that she wasn't getting what she wanted from her models that day, so was extremely frustrated. She takes out that frustration by yelling, "Your fingers need buffing, your cuticles look like you're Martha Stewart on crack, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!" at a pretty model who is kind of laughing, but also kind of scared. Janice says that the pretty model lost twenty-five points, and that that's worse than coming in drunk. She should know. Janice then, in a bit of dialogue taken directly from an Oxygen/Lifetime Original Movie starring Tracey Gold and Meredith Baxter (Birney?), yells at the girl, "You're going to show me that you're sorry with your eyes, and you're NEVER GOING TO DO IT AGAIN." She says that she wants tears, then hands her camera off to someone else to shoot the picture. The photo is actually pretty awesome, but I don't think that girl makes it anyway.

Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency

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