Next is our friend Sorin, and his friend Sorin, Jr. I mean, hello. Jason says that he'd hate to stand next to Sorin fully clothed. Janice asks why, and I think the appropriate response is, "Because I'd like to be lying under you naked." Sorin is so hot, except for his calves, which are huge, and freak me out. Janice starts talking Sorin up, saying that he hails from Romania and is both confident and courteous. Courteous? This show is all about making us want to have sex with hot guys and the best adjectives that they've been able to come up with so far are "statuesque" and "courteous"? This might hurt the recapping, but starting next episode I'm watching this show on mute.
Jason tells us in an interview that as soon as Sorin walked in, they knew he was perfect, and was someone that they'd definitely want for an ad campaign. Cut back to Jason asking Sorin about his tattoo. Sorin inexplicably looks down at his penis. Perhaps Sorin's penis yells, "Deplane! Deplane!"? Sorin then looks over at his actual tattoo and strokes it, and then says, "Tell you about what?" Jason repeats, "Your tattoo," and asks why he got it. Sorin says that it's his own design. Jason asks what the inspiration for it is, and Sorin says that it's tribal. Janice tries to interject and fool the 2(x)ist people into thinking that Sorin has a personality just because she does. Jason tells Sorin that he needs to be able to interact more and talk comfortably. Andrea, who we discover is the PR director, notes that the event they're hiring the models for requires them to speak about the line and interact with people. Janice, sensing crisis, interrupts her to ask Sorin to tell her how he feels about the underwear. Sorin again looks down at Tattoo/Sorin Jr. and says, "I never wear it but this is my type." It's totally like on Family Feud when the question is something like, "Name a type of cookie," and the family member next to the end says, "Butternut squash," and after a pregnant pause everyone else on the team has to say, "Good answer, good answer," and clap, even though they know they're getting five dollars a point and little Susie's dream of college is not to be. Peter Pork just laughs. Janice asks Sorin what he likes about the underwear and tries to prompt him by saying, "Everything. Everything." But he says, "What I like? It's nice. It's comfortable." Sorin is sent off. Janice says that she's proud of her guys. Jason says that they're pretty good, and Janice says, "Pretty good? They're off the chain." Except for Sorin, who will doubtlessly get 40 lashes for his poor performance today.